Fan Q&A

We asked all of you who are members of our fan club to submit questions for an online Q&A. We've run everything through our legal department and here's the first batch of questions that have been approved for your enjoyment:

Question from Annie T. of Los Angeles, CA: "I love all of your different looks. Where do you guys get all your style from?"
Adam Answered: Mostly from Heather's closet. All of her clothes fit Mike and I perfectly. I think Jon steals his clothing from homeless people and clowns.

Question from Keri D. of New York, NY: "What is the biggest perk you guys have?"
Mike Answered: I am an absolute neat freak. And one of my biggest pet peeves is dirty underwear. I like to feel clean, so I tend to change my underwear every hour. Luckily, I was able to hire a specific assistant who follows me around so that when I need to change my underwear, I'll just drop trou, throw my skivvies to the ground, and my assistant will pick them up and clean them. It's pretty awesome.

Question from Brian M. of Rockaway, NJ: "Heather, will you go out with me next time you're in the NY/NJ area?"
Heather Answered: You're the guy who keeps sending me nude photos of yourself and stalking me when I'm in NY. STOP BUGGING ME, ASSHOLE! (If the authorities are online, please hunt this man down. He has been tracking me for years and he's really scary.)

Question from Erin C. of Winston-Salem, NC: "What do you guys do when you're traveling to the next city?"
Mike Answered: Manscaping: my chest and facial hair take a long time to get right.

Question from Dave P. of Silver Lake, CA: "Who is the worst person to travel with?"
Adam Answered: I'd definitely say Mike. He's always manscaping and getting his hair everywhere. Plus, he's always changing his underwear. It's just weird.

Question from Blake L. of Ithaca, NY: "What's the weirdest fact about you that no one knows?"
Jon Answered: I enrolled at clown college for a semester, but I failed juggling 101 and was asked to leave. Here was my freshman year photo:

Thanks to everyone who sent in their questions. If we don't get into too much trouble for posting these, we'll do another round soon.