Welcome!

For our fans who stumbled upon this blog, welcome!

We've decided to take it upon ourselves to share our minds, our insanity, our passion, and our inner-workings with you...and when we share our inner-workings, you better wear a jimmy-cap because we've got more warts in bad places than you can imagine!

For those of you who aren't fans yet, we'll convert you and have you signed up for the "Assplosion Artillery"© soon enough.

We're doing this to keep in touch with the pulse of the band: you, the fans. It's hard for us to email each and every one of you individually, so consider this our "official" response to each and every one of your pieces of fan mail.

We'll be updating here and there, keeping you all posted on our goings-on. We've got some shows planned, some pictures to share, maybe even a few movie clips...if you're lucky. Sorry, no music downloads...the big-wigs aren't huge fans of that.

Keep visiting, we'll try to keep updating as often as possible.

Thanks, and see you on the road!

Hugs and kisses,
ASSPLOSION
aka: Heather, Mike, Jon, and Adam