Looking For One Night of Love - S/W/G

S/W/G = Single White Guitarist is looking to spend a night/hour/half-minute of passion with you.

That's right, Mike's looking to get laid, and he's willing to throw you, the fans, a bone. He's like the modern-day Wilt Chamberlain, but he's been bored with his usual hook-ups and looking for some new adventures. If you are:

• 18, or older
• 80, or younger
  
• hot and/or sexy
  
• breathing
• willing
• disease free
  
• into Mike
• a woman
• a man who looks like a woman

...Mike will consider you. Send emails with your information to us.
And if you're not sure, just imagine making out with this:
Hot!

(Contest ends whenever Mike gets enough poon to turn his wang into a nubbin.)