Press Release: Assplosion Welcomes New Member

Due to creative differences in our band, Adam Conger has stepped down from behind the drum kit. We want to wish Adam will in his future endeavors.

And with every goodbye, comes a hearty, "Hello!" We'd like everyone to welcome our new drummer, Jay Skowronek, who will be joining us, full-time, starting tonight.

This may come as a shock to many fans, but we could see this coming for a long time. It is natural to be upset, but we know that over time, you will come to accept Jay as a member of the band. He's incredibly talented and will help bring us to the next level.

And so, in honor of that Hollywood tradition of naming sequels, we want to introduce everyone, to Assplosion, 2.0: Assplosion Harder (This time it's personal!):
Keep On Rockin' In The Free World!
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